Sensei Cat
SENSEIest. hallway

I never taught
anyone anything

The beard came in white one winter and people changed how they spoke to me. They started asking questions in the hallway. I kept sitting exactly where I had been sitting.

Whatever you are chasing will stop on its own if you wait by the correct door.

Given in the hallway, unprompted
Sensei Cat in the hallway
The hallway, midweekIt has no special properties. Tile, a door, a chair somebody moved once. People slow down here anyway and then they ask me things.

Three things I have said more than once

1

Sit where the sun is. Move when the sun moves. That is the entire discipline.Took me nine years to shorten it to that.

2

If a door is closed, wait next to it. Somebody always needs to get through eventually, and then you go first.Works on every door I have tried.

3

Hunger is a teacher. I have been taught four times today and I intend to keep studying.Said with a full bowl behind me.

When I am in the hallway
Morning

Present and reasonably sharp. Most of the good answers happen before anyone has eaten.

Afternoon

Asleep on the warm tile. Questions asked now are still received, just not by me.

Evening

Available, confident, and frequently wrong. People say this is their favourite session.

The hallway is open CA: soon